Malaysian

Haha..This is Msian..


What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?
1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!
2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.
3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.
4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.
5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.
6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.
7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.
8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.
9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.
11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'
14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Dun worry

To SEMI-D..

dun worry about me k?
i'm really very ok...
really ! trust me =)
i enjoy my dota life now...
no gf i wont die lar...haijor...

- sick`Z -

Formal...

LOLx...My boss ask me to wear formal...end up I take photo everyday...and everyone laugh me...ganasai...they say wear formal better wor...>.<

Hairstylist...

I hate those ppl who look down hairstylist...
Hey without us...ur hair will so nice?
Without us this world will got fashion?
Hairstylist cant earn money?
Office work 1 month u can earn how much?
13k? 15k? 30k?
1 small salon 1 month can earn more than tat ok?
Stop fucking look down on hairstylist...

Shuo Hau De Xing Fu Ne

Ni de hui hua ling luan zhe, Zai zhe ge shi ke, Wo xiang qi pen quan pang de bai ge, tian mi san luan le,
qing xu mo ming de la che, wo hai ai ni na, ban ni duan duan xu xu chang zhe ge, jia zhuang mei shi le,
shi jian guo le zou le, ai qing mian le xuan ze, ni leng le que le wo ku le, yi kai shi de bu kuai le, ni yong ka pian shi xie zhe, you xie ai zhi gei dao zhe zhen de tong le,
zen mo le, ni lei le, shua hao de, xin fu na, wo dong le, bu shuo le, ai dan le, meng yan le, kai xin yu bu kai xin, yi yi xu shuo zhe, ni zai bu she, na xie ai guo di gan jue dou tai shen ke, wo dou hai ji de,
ni bu deng le, shuo hao de, xing fu na, wo cuo le, lei gan le, fang shou le hou hui le, zhi shi hui yi di yin yue he huan xuan zhuan zhe, yao zen me ting ne,
Ni de hui hua ling luan zhe, Zai zhe ge shi ke, Wo xiang qi pen quan pang de bai ge, tian mi san luan le,
qing xu mo ming de la che, wo hai ai ni na, ban ni duan duan xu xu chang zhe ge, jia zhuang mei shi le,
shi jian guo le zou le, ai qing mian le xuan ze, ni leng le que le wo ku le, yi kai shi de bu kuai le, ni yong ka pian shi xie zhe, you xie ai zhi gei dao zhe zhen de tong le,
zen mo le, ni lei le, shua hao de, xin fu na, wo dong le, bu shuo le, ai dan le, meng yan le, kai xin yu bu kai xin, yi yi xu shuo zhe, ni zai bu she, na xie ai guo di gan jue dou tai shen ke, wo dou hai ji de,
ni bu deng le, shuo hao de, xing fu na, wo cuo le, lei gan le, fang shou le hou hui le, zhi shi hui yi di yin yue he huan xuan zhuan zhe, yao zen me ting ne,
zen mo le, ni lei le, shuo hao de, xin fu na, wo dong le, bu shuo le, ai dan le, meng yan le, wo dou hai ji de,
ni bu deng le, shuo hao de, xing fu na, wo cuo le, lei gan le, fang shou le hou hui le, zhi shi hui yi di yin yue he huan xuan zhuan zhe, yao zen me ting ne,

Love

Love is any of a number of emotions and experiences related to a sense of strong affection.The word love can refer to a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes, ranging from generic pleasure ("I loved that meal") to intense interpersonal attraction ("I love my girlfriend"). This diversity of meanings, combined with the complexity of the feelings involved, makes love unusually difficult to consistently define, even compared to other emotional states.
As an abstract concept, love usually refers to a deep, ineffable feeling of tenderly caring for another person. Even this limited conception of love, however, encompasses a wealth of different feelings, from the passionate desire and intimacy of romantic love to the nonsexual emotional closeness of familial and Platonic love to the profound oneness or devotion of religious love.Love in its various forms acts as a major facilitator of interpersonal relationships and, owing to its central psychological importance, is one of the most common themes in the creative arts.

Jay New Album

Lol...guess wat...i listen Shuo Hau De Xing Fu Ne for 3 hours in sino....
then the 2nd day ( means today ) i listen till drop tears...
really a very nice song...enjoy with his new album...still wondering why got ppl say
his new album not nice...haha...today is my off day....guess wat...i sit at home whole day...OMG...
I rela go work lor...sit at home no 1 accompany...more sien...go work at least get salary...
got boss and friends joke with...haihhhhh....my pc somemore no sound...no dota...
want me die meh??? Actually can go cafe de...but I'm really too lazy...haha...HEY !! sit cafe alone very sien de ok? like soh zai like tat o...so sit at home play texas poker only lor...boring day !!
for those who got gf or bf...hau hau de zhen si...alrite stop here...tada